AP: Greetings! Introduce yourself and your bandmates, and let us know what a normal day in the life of NekroDrunkz is like!
Disgustor: Hey ya wretched writhing hogwash drunk ass fukkers!!!!! It is I, Disgustor (drums and vocals) here rambling about nothing AND everything! Crystal Seth (guitars and vocals) is currently indisposed due to a freak accident during this new sex pill experiment trial. These big name pharmaceutical companies, they pay him the big bucks to try all their hottest new boner pills, and really just go to town on a wench. It's a great way to make a living but risky as well, similar to coal mining or commercial crabbing! Plus I get some sweet kick downs as well, my old lady ain't complaining, I'll tell ya! Anyhow, we wake up at the crack of noon and just go about day to day life. Screaming at the elderly, shitting in the streets, mass alcohol consumption, and writing new death grinding mayhem and filth! Oh yeah, and we try to stay up to date on the best porno videos from E-Fukt and other idiotic and erotic sites! P.S., I think I just shit my pants...
The song titles are amazing and hilarious ("Mummified in Pubic Hair," "Knocked Out, Knocked Up," etc.) . Who writes your lyrics and how do you summon all this excellent perversity?
Thanks ya bastard! I mean, you aren't supposed to like this garbage, but thank you! Most of these songs are based on reality in one way or another, so all you triggered babies out there, save your fukkin crying tissues, use em for jackin off instead, numb nuts! Crystal Seth wrote both those songs. "Mummified..." is about his final wishes, to be mummified in an old ladies wiry pubic hair after he has died. Gotta respect the little twerp. I, myself, hope to have my ashes inserted to the anus of a hot woman, or several hot women! ("Crematory Suppository" it's copywritten you assholes!!) "Knocked Out, Knocked Up" is a story about his parents and how he himself was conceived. Romantic, yes? No? Fukk?!
In all seriousness, do you have any releases on the horizon that the fans need to know about?
Yes we do. Our newest album "Lavatory Carnage" is out now on cassette from Headsplit Records and CD from Moribund Records. I'm gonna try like fukkin hell to get it on 10" vinyl as well. Perfect for frisbee-ing happy go lucky type people right in the goddamn neck! Got a few split 7" vinyls on the horizon as well one with The Mentors and one with Schnauzer. RIP to two of metals greatest drummer/vocalist/performers! The world sucks ass without El Duce and Jim Konya!
How do I get laid on the first date?
I would advise just whipping your dick out. If she moans and groans and grabs it... Well it's gonna be a good night. If she is repulsed and vomits on sight, jack it like crazy and shoot a load on her pants leg, like those creeps that hang out in the clothes racks at deparment stores! She may be impressed with your jizz load and choose to pick you up in her arms, take ya home, bang you , and cook ya meals for the rest of your life! Hell, if that doesn't work just go hump a corpse in the morgue!!!
Give me a great reason to buy any Nekro Drunkz release.
We guarantee our music will lower your IQ level!!!!!
Do you believe in traditional gender roles?
People can do whatever crazy shit they want. Personally, I'm offended that people aren't advocating more for human to animal genital reassignment surgeries. It's a real travesty! I mean, there's tons of people out there, like some of your readers for example, who want to be rid of their human penises to get any variety of animal dong attached. Donkey, dog, rat, dolphin, etc. We can only hope that the next President of America will advocate for this pressing matter. Thank you.
Misogyny - hate crime or fetish?
Both? Who can say? But, we love women I'll tell ya that much! Mm mm!!!
Is the proliferation of liquor stores and drugs a symptom of societal ills or a cause?
Buuuuuurrrrrp!!!! Hey if everyone's complaining about drugs and liquor, just send it all our way. We will take care of it!!! There can never be enough liquor or drugs. As old El Duce would say - "Up The Dose Baby"!!!!!
Jack shack or glory hole?
Jack shack for sure! Ya never know if there is some maniac on the other side of that glory hole with a small guillotine to cut your filthy penis off!!! Where we are from, Portland, Oregon, there's a jack shack on every corner! Lots of sexual perversion here, even though all the wimpy shoe gaze black metal bands try to stifle and deny it!
If the internet was a real place, where would you live?
Probably in a nice cardboard condo on the corner of Donkey Show Avenue and Gianna Michaels/Lisa Ann Boulevard! Dicks out for Harambe.
Who is the patron saint of porn?
Changes all the time, but current favorite is Kendra Lust I reckon!
Any final comments, whimperings, or rants, add them below!
Shitty anus poop butt , nasty piss rot cunt!!! Say that three times fast and a toilet demon will rise from the septic tank and kill you and everyone you love! Fukk all the fake new comers in metal! Fukk trend jumpers and scene tourists! Don't let all the PC internet goons tell you how to think or what to like, make up your own fukkin mind!!!! Buy our album "Lavatory Carnage"! Lose your mind and your bowels! Send any questions, insults or to email@example.com.